>>>> BLUE SKIES 2002 AWARDS <<<< Best Foreshadowing (Team): ------------------------------------ Miriam: "Should I change into my bathing suit?" Mehmet: "Only if you plan to get wet." Best Foreshadowing (Solo): ------------------------- Naomi: "You're going to get wet." Best Sailing Rules: ------------------ "There are only two rules. I can't lose my wedding ring, and I can't get any more wet than you." -- Mike to Mehmet Best Product/Object: ------------------- Christina's "tube of goodness". Runner-up: Miriam and Anatole's Sunday a.m. "bed of bedness". Most Wig-like Hair According to Tyla: ------------------------------------ Anatole Best Use of the Word "Particulates": ----------------------------------- Jayanti Best "Scientific" Theory for Seeing Sun's Rays: ---------------------------------------------- Amos, Jayanti, Mehmet, Miriam, Anatole Worst Sexual Sausage References: ------------------------------- Rob, Hilary Best Repetition of Word "Devil": ------------------------------- Madhava Best Changing Behind a Towel While the Towel-Holder Tosses the Frisbee: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Miriam Song Least Wanted Ever Heard Again: ---------------------------------- The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Totally Off Key Open Stage Penny Whistle Remix) Fewest Shooting Stars Seen: -------------------------- Hilary Bravery in the Face of Really Weird Stories About Us: ---------------------------------------------------- Jayanti Best Timing: ----------- Mike: "Who are we waiting for?" [Exit Anatole from cottage.] Best Fruit in a Supporting Role: ----------------------------- Apple Most Beset by Apples at Sunday Night Concert: -------------------------------------------- Miriam Best Line Composed for the New Blue Skies Song: ---------------------------------------------- "Take a hint from the dragonflies, hovering around Blue Skies." -- Christina Most Liberal Sunscreen Application: ---------------------------------- Tyla Best Rural Honda Dealership: --------------------------- Group Award Best Adjective: -------------- "Tarp-y" Best Solo Performance, Tuning Fork: ---------------------------------- Madhava Best Animal Gnashing Sounds Heard: --------------------------------- Naomi & Amos Fastest Lap, Emily's Lake: ------------------------- Hilary & Christina Most Frequently Said: -------------------- "Hey now!" Best Defence of Innocent Passers-by from Frisbee Injuries: --------------------------------------------------------- Rob Most Dishwashing, Best Tie-Dyed Shorts: -------------------------------------- Mike, Anatole Best Crack-delivery Mechanism: ----------------------------- Brownies Best New Expression: ------------------- "I haven't done/had [...] in a donkey's year!" -- Hilary